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Sunday, January 5, 2014

Our Family Story

Mocha Barney reports:

I love my mom and dad, they are so good and loving towards me. They let me sleep in their king size bed .I sleep in between and they gave me my special pillow. I have two other sisters winnie churchill and ashley pumpernickle. Winnie is the eldest but she can get cranky and selfish at times but there are times she likes playing with me. Ashley is my other older sister. She loves me so much and we get along real well. She's the biggest and tallest among us sisters. She eats quite a lot. She loves my mom and dad a lot..She can do a lot of tricks. My dad has trained her quite well in shaking hands and dancing. I stay in the house all day and night, while my two other sisters have to follow a certain rotation. This is because they will end up fighting. It is winnie who provokes the fights. I can't be the referee because I can get hurt. When they are about to fight, i bark so loud so that my dad and mom could separate them. It was since then, that they had to be placed in the house at different hours of the day.

Tuesday, June 4, 2013

Mom's trying to join a contest

Mom never wins contests, so now she's trying to join one to see if the impossible ever happens.

Monday, August 20, 2012

My Dog is My Assistant
I wrote this piece in Yahoo Voices. It's about Mocha Barney and a phase she went through when she felt it was her job to keep watch over my daily schedule:)

Step aside Khloe Kardashian, Rachel Zoe and Paris Hilton. You aren’t the only ones with personal assistants. I have one too -- my dog, Mocha Barney. And I don’t pay her a sliver of what you probably pay yours. (To continue, go to Yahoo Voices).

Friday, January 3, 2014

Random Friday Facts About Us

Five things about us:

Ashley Pumpernickel hates the camera. The only way you can get her to take a shot is to sort of hold her down like this. Kat has her in a fun stranglehold. Buy you will notice she is still closing her eyes.

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