Monday, August 20, 2012

My Dog is My Assistant

I wrote this piece in Yahoo Voices. It's about Mocha Barney and a phase she went through when she felt it was her job to keep watch over my daily schedule:)

Step aside Khloe Kardashian, Rachel Zoe and Paris Hilton. You aren’t the only ones with personal assistants. I have one too -- my dog, Mocha Barney. And I don’t pay her a sliver of what you probably pay yours.
I realized Mocha is my personal assistant when I saw an episode of “The World According to Paris.” In that scene, Paris’ assistant forced Paris to wake up, dress and do community service for a DUI she incurred.