Thursday, November 13, 2008

The secrets of STU Inc.

That's Ms Weng, on the left. She's the big boss who answers directly to STU's secret owner, Sally Turado. Why secret owner? Because owners should be old and fat and Sally has disguised herself as young and svelte. The next boss after Ms. Weng is Mr. Andrew (not in photo, another secret?) And beside Ms Weng are other STU secrets, the 2 buffs Karl and Troy, and Yvonne. The buffs pucker their lips, and Yvonne smiles sweetly. Secret: They are bosses, too.
Here is the secret secret boss of STU and owner pa, Ms Sally Turado pretending to be a working girl taking pictures of everyone. No one dares mention it to her, but everyone wonders....does she know of the secret man boob? is she trying to find it too?
And now for STU's biggest secret: The secret, legendary man boob. Said to make buffs buffer, the sad happier, the crazy crazier...Are they conspiring? Rigor, Lenard, Uly, Alvin, Kurt,Jem, Rommel try to look innocent, but they know that we know that they know. And we know they know we know. But who knows if anybody knows if anybody else knows? do they? know?

Let's toast to the legendary secret invisible, findable, forsseable man boooooob.....
And Sir Andrew, even before i could ask about the legendary man boob said, "no, you cannot leave work early!"

Susan Gorre stared me straight down. "the man boob is softer than silicone" she said. Rowena said, "i have seen the man boob often at midnight flying around the room...." but Susan, Rowena, Rhoda, Malou, Imelda, Christine and Alvie said, "The man boob is wise like the wisest oracle".
"i don't have to tell you anything i know" luz tolentino said. "i gave you winniechurchill, remember. Even if I had heard that the man boob has the power to bring world peace to the Philippine world and satellite countries."

What the.....
Lane, Len, Lot, Ann and Mau said, "the secret man boob has more fluid than the fountain fronting the Basilica in Italy".
"Man boob? what man boob?" say Christopher, Ian and Luz. "The one that turns invisible, twists faster than a twister and unleashes fluid disguised as water on the city causing flash floods?

Because they were soused, Danica, Judith, and Romina gave some inside info. "The man boob is taller than mount everest," they said.

Aireen says, "Everything about the legendary STU manboob is true." JR nods in agreement. Then she motions to the left and says, "See for yourself."

Alvin drinks. the end.


Lana Baker said...

OK-keep me posted about this man boob thing. Is there an American equivalent? We really need to do a cultural exchange visit here! I think we might have too much fun together!!

maoricia said...

Amen to the man boob.. Kurt is getting too lusty here...

Mature Blogger said...

Very entertaining Monissima :)