Sunday, May 4, 2008

Two Crabs Talking

A goldfish is quietly working in the aquarium.

Crab 1: (loudly) At least I don't have depression.

Goldfish ignores the remark. Everyone in the aquarium knows she is taking antidepressants.

Crab 1: (more loudly) AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE DEPRESSION.

Goldfish still ignores the remark.

Crab 2: At least I don't have throat cancer.

Goldfish keeps working. It is widely known Goldie's mom has 2 lumps in her throat and is dying slowly.

Some crabs are too small to be worth the sweat.

1 comment:

JaniceNW said...

A very wise little fable. I like it.