A goldfish is quietly working in the aquarium.
Crab 1: (loudly) At least I don't have depression.
Goldfish ignores the remark. Everyone in the aquarium knows she is taking antidepressants.
Crab 1: (more loudly) AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE DEPRESSION.
Goldfish still ignores the remark.
Crab 2: At least I don't have throat cancer.
Goldfish keeps working. It is widely known Goldie's mom has 2 lumps in her throat and is dying slowly.
Some crabs are too small to be worth the sweat.